last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere
i wasn’t joking
All of them.
In limerick form.
honeydew’s new job at subway
Honeydew thought his job was a bore.
His one task was to mop up the floor.
His boss said “you’re too short
To be serving here, sport”.
Just then, Nilesy tripped through the door.
nilesy can’t tie his shoes and needs help
Nilesy stared, quite perplexed, at his shoe
And he murmured “now what do I do?
For I simply don’t know
How to fashion a bow”.
Then he called “Come and help me, you two!”
You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me
Turps & Sjin do an amazing karaoke duet & sing hit Grease song ‘The One That I Want’
New Ranger Dude, Brennan Mejia: Dino Charge Red!